norco you are a wonderful thing i’m probably gonna cry when i use you all up to stave of pain from having that fuckin’ tooth removed
meladoodle: sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
i managed to pass my anatomy and physiology class, and got an interview tomorrow for a job wooo
i swear bouldergeist is one of the most annoyin’ boss fights in super mario galaxy i am not looking forward to the daredevil comet version uGH whose fucking idea was it to make him a two-stage boss
casually on boyfriend’s laptop because he needs mine for powerpoint… now to decide what video game to play while he’s doing homework. sigh.
me: fuckin' adorable right!? he became my new background in like no time.
chelsea: IM UR BACKGROUND AW
me: shush this is me
chelsea: no i am panda u are not
me: no no see you are mature!panda i am chibi!panda
chelsea: lmfao im panda no matter what
me: and it creates this weird panda!incest/sibling thing since you are a fellow panda but also my waifu as well as part spider so you are spider!panda
chelsea: my arachnidy vag aw yISS
me: see so we are both pandas but you are a special endangered mutated breed that lays your cute adorable babies in people's stomachs
chelsea: lmfao yes
ugh, people who play six samurai, dark world, timelords, elemental dragons should shoot themselves in the face (✿◠‿◠)