I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
(via pokedexentry666)
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
(Source: filharmagic, via fuckpod)
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
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so zach is playing skyrim for a bit he made a bosmer and he’s gonna be an archer so far he’s had terrible aim when getting attacked by wolves and he almost died jumping from real high he also went with the imperial dude instead of ralof sigh i mean the stormcloaks might be complete racist dicks but they at least they aren’t pussies like the imperials
god damn it hofgrir you dumb fucking nord stop trying to help me fight these hired thugs i need you alive for that mission involving that whore haelga
